Friday Funnies

A man dining out calls his waiter over to the table. “I’ve noticed something odd,” he says. “My alphabet soup only has numbers in it.” “Oh, I’m sorry, sir,” replies the waiter. “We ran out of alphabet soup. That’s stewdoku.”

Incredible Shots Of The Sunset!

Star 92.7 listener Ruth Carver was able to take some amazing shots of the Motherlode Skies on October 26th. Click on the photo below to visit the Gallery of Photos.

Swine Flu Paranoia Spreads

SIMPLE FIXES FOR COMMON SLEEP PROBLEMS

Have you ever had one of those nights where you just can’t fall asleep, no matter how tired you are? Or, what about when the quality of your sleep is so poor, it feels like you never even shut your eyes? Well, there’s help. Here are a few simple fixes for the [...]

What Happened Here?

PARENTS BANNED FROM PLAYING WITH KIDS

Score one for Britain in its contest with the United States to create the stupidest fear-based society. The Watford Borough Council took the lead by banning parents from supervising their own kids in public playgrounds, “because they have not undergone criminal record checks.” The only adults allowed to monitor the kids are “play rangers.” The [...]

GIRL WHO DIED OF CANCER LEFT NOTES FOR PARENTS

When Brooke and Keith Desserich’s 6-year-old daughter, Elena, was diagnosed with cancer, the Cincinnati couple didn’t want her to know the severity of her illness. Doctors told the parents their daughter had just months to live. And as the tumor ravaged her body and took away her ability to talk, they knew she knew what [...]

Halloween Tips

Did you know that if you sprinkle some cinnamon and nutmeg on the inside of your jack-o-lantern before lighting the candle, the flame will heat the area inside the pumpkin making a yummy, natural pumpkin-pie scent?

A Big Oops!

At a clothing store, a young sales clerk — her first day on the job — was determined to give customers her unvarnished opinion. One day, when a man emerged from a fitting room, the sales clerk took one look at him and shook her head. “No, no,” she said. “Those [...]

Phobias

Maryann gave away tickets to the Hi-4H Haunted House this week. Listeners had to guess the #1 Phobia. (Winners also guessed # 10 & #5)
Just in case you want the to know the complete list, here it is:
TOP TEN REAL PHOBIAS
10. Dentist
9. Dogs
8. Flying
7. Thunder and lightning
6. The dark
5. Heights
4. Other people, or social phobia
3. [...]