Friday Funnies Posted on October 30, 2009April 3, 2015 by Joe A man dining out calls his waiter over to the table. “I’ve noticed something odd,” he says. “My alphabet soup only has numbers in it.” “Oh, I’m sorry, sir,” replies the waiter. “We ran out of alphabet soup. That’s stewdoku.” Posted in Mark Grauer and tagged Joke, Jokes.