Okay, we lost that hour of sleep over the weekend so it’s time to lighten the mood.

“Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.”
    * Albert Camus

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.”
    * Leo J. Burke

“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”
    * Ray Romano in Everything and a Kite

“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.”
    * Anthony Burgess

“Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.”
    * George Carlin

“I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today.”
    * George Foreman

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