THE DUMBEST THANKSGIVING JOKES YOU WILL EVER HEAR

As mentioned on the Star Morning Show. You are going to be the hit of the Thanksgiving dinner with these little gems. You’ll have them begging for more, or find yourself eating alone next year. Happy Thanksgiving – Justin Flores
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was [...]

Friday Funnies

A man dining out calls his waiter over to the table. “I’ve noticed something odd,” he says. “My alphabet soup only has numbers in it.” “Oh, I’m sorry, sir,” replies the waiter. “We ran out of alphabet soup. That’s stewdoku.”

A Big Oops!

At a clothing store, a young sales clerk — her first day on the job — was determined to give customers her unvarnished opinion. One day, when a man emerged from a fitting room, the sales clerk took one look at him and shook her head. “No, no,” she said. “Those [...]

Friday Funnies

Here’s a joke for you: A customer called the airline’s reservation office to pay for his ticket with a credit card. The reservation specialist asked him, “Would you please spell the name as it appears on the card, sir?” The customer carefully replied, “V-I-S-A.”

Joke Of The Day

Looking at the cover of a women’s magazine, a title caught a wife’s eye: “Men’s Secret Fear About Their Working Wives.” She decided to get a first hand account. “What’s your innermost fear about my working?” she asked her husband. He promptly replied, “That you’ll quit.”